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Sunday, November 18, 2012

Contagion: WGI.

Hello Internet,

Today marks the second night I haven't slept apart from a three hour nap around 5pm. Instead I watched New Girl and laid in bed reading. None the less I was [what should have been] awoken by my up stairs neighbor methodically knocking on the ceiling/floor. This is Friday morning.

You see like most young adults I occasionally suffer from bouts of a serious case of White-Girl-Insomnia (WGI), which is a vicious sickness that steams from an over exposure to caffeine, sugar, and years of poor sleeping habits. Often results are sleepless nights followed by day-lazies and Facebook posts such as "OMG im suuuch a insomniac!!! ;(( #nosleep" [NOTE: It pains me so much to type so poorly that I've taken to humming childhood comfort songs. Moving on]. The only known cure is maturity.

[Drafted a few days ago, published now]


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